Y wd u need 2 when u cd just IM?

Students at elite prep schools don’t know how to write by hand. Fretting about the possible effect on his SAT scores, one 16-year-old Greenwich Country Day student says:

People like myself, who don’t have good handwriting, are wondering if some anonymous person is going to think I spelled stuff wrong and not understand what I’m trying to say…

(Also via the assassins.)