Private: Which classic novel?

Why do I take inane online book quizzes? Half the words are misspelled and I never get the answer I want. Anyway, the latest one is “Which classic novel do you belong in?

I ended up with Pride and Prejudice and had to take it again. Don’t get me wrong, I like Austen. Still, I wouldn’t want to be a heroine in one of her novels. (They don’t spend nearly enough time engaging in self-mutilation.) On the second try I got The Picture of Dorian Gray, like Terry.