Warning from the short girl

Do not ever, ever even contemplate doing this to me. (Link via A&L Daily.)

I may look tiny and cute to you, just the right size to sling over your shoulder, but if you value your life, you should not try it.

I bite and kick and, while I theoretically support gun control, sometimes extreme measures are necessary.

I come from a line of Texan women, the kind who shoot rifles and repair their own roofs and say things like “shit in one hand, want in the other” when you say you want an ice cream cone.

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