Private: Tom Wolfe wannabe on the 7 platform

Dana reports on fashion trends in Long Island City:

A disheveled hipsterboy, wearing a Tom-Wolfe-on-Crack outfit comprising a wrinkled seersucker suit, a grimy sweater, an oxford with the collar turned up, wraparound mirrored sunglasses, and flipflops, stands on platform.

A man walks by, neck craned in appraisal, turns to me, and says, “By all accounts, that outfit should’ve worked.”