Tit-mags aimed at college guys

Felix Dennis, the publishing mogul behind Maxim, “is on a crusade to challenge the obscurity of modern poetry, by reclaiming old-fashioned values of rhyme and meter.” The proprietor of TMFTML heralds Dennis’ poetic efforts with a few rhyming lines:

We understand you have the cash
And Weinstein’s putting out your trash
But we don’t know what you think you’re doing
Versifying dogs and screwing
The books were sold, the press was squared:
The chattering class was quite prepared
But as it is… Your talent lies
In tit-mags aimed at college guys.


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