Stupid registration pages, mutter mumble grumble

I just tried to read something on a newspaper’s site and found myself thwarted once again by an irritating registration page. Never mind the fact that I already filled one out for this particular paper — I wish to god these boneheads would realize that no one in his or her right mind is going to answer their invasive questions honestly. I always like to make myself an elderly man who lives in a remote island nation. When they ask for income, I tick off the highest bracket. When they inquire about employment, I tick off “Military Industrial Complex” or the closest thing to it. Why do they bother? The data they’re collecting is bound to be inaccurate.