Sometimes it’s something worse

From Jesse Kavadlo’s Chuck Palahniuk Mows the Lawn:

Imagine vacuuming. Now, imagine the vacuum weighs 350 pounds. Now, imagine this 350-pound vacuum has a rotating blade that can take off a man’s hand. Imagine that it does, only sometimes it’s not a hand. Sometimes it’s a leg. Sometimes it’s something worse.

Trust me.

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