Paris Hilton’s acting prowess

You know my reaction to the news that Paris Hilton (a/k/a “that skanky photo negative”) will play Daisy Buchanan in a film adaptation of The Great Gatbsy. Well, Tod Goldberg agrees:

I’ve only seen one movie starring Paris Hilton (though I’m sure others exist) and what I can tell you is that she won’t look quite right swathed in white and lounging on a couch with Jordan Baker, their dresses rippling and fluttering as if they had just blown back in after a short flight around the house . . . unless the actress playing Jordan Baker is engorged on Viagra and is doing her best to incapacitate Ms. Hilton with aggressive thrusting and poor videotaping technique.

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