Paris Hilton advice book shopped around

Paris Hilton is hoping to unleash an heiress advice book into the world.

Rule number one: “Be born into the right family. Choose your chromosomes wisely.” That way you never have to wash your face! And nobody will say a damned thing if you eat McDonald’s on airplanes and carry your tiny yappy dog (named after Tinkerbell; nobody’s thought of that before) around with you.

Be sure to give “Tink” your last name and set aside a few pages for the dog’s own memoir, which will focus on its pee-pee habits and extoll the virtues of crystal-encrusted leashes. (Via Gawker.)

Comments are closed.