Speaking of Chuck Palahniuk, Elizabeth Spiers recounted a conversation with him in the New York Post on Sunday. Unfortunately, the Post cut some of the best parts. Here’s part of a Palahniuk anecdote that didn’t make it into print:
When I first inadvertently learned to masturbate — and I didnâ€™t know what it was — I thought Iâ€™d invented it. And my first thought was, â€˜Iâ€™m going to make so much money off of this!â€™ I actually saw myself giving seminars.
(Via World New York.)