Private: Oh, just one more thing

Hey, bet you kids didn’t know I worship Neal Pollack, hate Dave Eggers, only write about reality TV, am a raging conservative, and refuse to mention any lesser-known author “who may be an awesome writer, but doesn’t have that name recognition.”

Welp, if you just scroll down to the entry posted at this site on October 7, 10:59 p.m., you can read the rest of my biography. (Thanks to Dana for pointing me to this handy guide.)

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some cornhole duties to attend to before I leave town.