Must. avoid. prison. jokes. by Maud | July 20th, 2004 “A California man claimed top honors Monday at the annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest celebrating bad writing, likening the end of a love affair to ‘Martha Stewart ripping the sand vein out of a shrimpâ€™s tail.'” (Via The Elegant Variation.) Share this:TwitterFacebookTumblrMoreRedditPinterestEmailLinkedIn Comments are closed.