Maccers breaks the news to dad:

Me: So I got dumped yesterday.

Dad: Great. So does that mean I can stop reading his book now?

Me: Hell yeah.

In a related vein, she brings us, in conjunction with Eurotrash, The Modern Drunk’s Guide to Dating for Women Part I:

1. Never date a man who believes in “The One”. You are never it and he is a delusory fantasist who will spend all his time at the end of the garden looking for the ickle fairies when he should be in bed shagging you.

In other news, Cowboy Sally housesits.

And if you’re thinking of making your own Christmas gifts, consider “How to Make a Trucker Cap Out of Garbage.” (Thanks to GMB for the link.)

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