Litsa Dremousis suggests titles for Charles Bukowski’s children’s books:
Why Is Grandpa Heaving?
The Years Will Fly Like Hummingbirds and One Gray Day Youâ€™ll Die
Love Turns to Crap Like a Sandwich
The Alley Cat and the Wounded Dog Share Scraps of Bird and Dung
Other, recent lists from McSweeney’s: J.D. Finch’s Downsized Works of Literature (including A Tale of a City) and Sam Thielman’s Judy Blume’s Lesser-Known Philosophy Texts (e.g., Blubber and Trembling, Starring Sally J. Freedman as the “Self”).