Here is The Globe and Mail’s annual Great Literary Challenge. If you win, you will receive gift certificates from Canada’s three crappy chain bookstores, Indigo, Chapters, and Coles. There’s a Chapters in Bayer’s Lake, about an hour away from us. It’s this ginormous warehouse full of books — and I have yet to go there with a particular book in mind and actually find it. I’ve given up. I use Amazon. The American Amazon because the Canadian one sucks. This isn’t all that amusing, is it? I apologize.