Private: Joe Millionaire

Flak Magazine has published the first article of seven, all by the fabulous Lindsay Robertson, about the new reality series in which twenty women “vie to marry a dashing millionaire named Evan. The catch: He’s a construction worker who makes $19,000 per year.” An excerpt:

The ball is boring, until the host-lady comes out and announces it’s time for Evan to pick 12 of the 20 to stay in the game. They bring out a velvet jewelry box and announce that Evan will symbolize his desire for the fortunate 12 by giving them each “a strand of pearls.”

That’s right, the lucky girls each go to bed with … a Pearl Necklace.

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