Feminist: Jesus is the figurehead of a patriarchal religion that teaches women that they are second to men in all things.
Missionary: You’re really pretty.
Feminist: What? Really?
Missionary: Yeah, I mean, it’s not an obvious kind of prettiness — it’s subtler. You look a little like Kate Winslet.
Feminist: (sobs) Nobody has ever said that to me before. That’s why I’m so angry.
Missionary: I bet you’ve had some pretty bad experiences with men. But I’d like to give you a good one. What are you doing on Friday?
Feminist: I was going to go to a Take Back The Night march but …
Missionary: … you’d rather go to Applebee’s and get to know me better? You don’t mind if I bring my wingman do you? His name is Our Lord.