I guess I’m going to have to get an iPod. Or is that Ipod? I feel so old. (Stop looking at those lines under my eyes.)
Thankfully, my finances are such that I’ll probably wind up skirting the capitalization issue by buying the cheapest MP3 player I can find.
Update: At least I’m in good company. The man behind the Large Vibrating Egg is also showing his age. (Fifth item.)