Having concluded that her breasts are “so 1999, you know,” Pamela Anderson has become a columnist for Marie Claire and signed a $2 million, two-novel deal with Simon & Schuster. According to the Telegraph:
She’s uncharacteristically coy about her first novel, saying only that it’s almost finished and she really enjoyed writing it.
‘The book is about me. You know – sunny and silly. I don’t think that you will be disappointed.’
(Via Sarah. )