Donnie Boman‘s “Night Life,” in which he reveals his discovery that women at gay bars are not there to meet straight men, is up on parenthetical note. An excerpt:

I decide to take this fresh cocktail into the shower with me. I am feeling extravagant tonight. Usually drinks in the shower are reserved for those times I mean to be sleazy. Well, shit, I guess I am going to be sleazy tonight, so might as well go whole hog with it!