Here’s a fine how-do-you-do:
An Israeli woman swallowed a cockroach and then a fork she used to try to remove the insect from her throat.
The winged cockroach jumped into the 32-year-old woman’s mouth as she was cleaning her home in a village in northern Israel this week.
(Thanks to GMB for the link.)
In other news, at lunch I told GMB about an old friend who recently called off our friendship because his wife felt threatened by it.
Although the friend lives in Florida and I live in Brooklyn, and although I wouldn’t touch him, as my mother would say, with a ten-foot pole, the wife accused him of having an affair with me.
“You’ve been a great friend for the last nine years,” his email to me said, “but I’m afraid I can’t talk to you anymore.”
GMB’s response: “How can he fuck her when his dick is in her pocket?”