Sample from The Biblical Curse Generator: “Thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, thou dabbler in abominations!”

From The Dick and Jane Hamlet: “See Hamlet draw his sword. See Hamlet stab. Stab, Hamlet, stab. See Uncle Claudius’s blood. See Uncle Claudius’s blood gush. Gush, blood, gush.”

(Both via Fiendish.)