Dong’s koan

Dong Resin is back, with an explanation for the long hiatus (and a tasty rant about Republicans):

Where’ve I been? Writing a small book. Why’d it take so long? It was about Paris Hilton from the point of view of her dog.

It became a koan: Can you write 100 small pages about nothing?

Yes, but you might write five or six versions of it along the way- much to the consternation of your amazingly patient editor, one St. John Aherne of Warner Books.