Dept. of Dangerous Toys

I bought this executioner’s tennis racket (the Charcoal Companion Amazing Bug Zapper) this summer because it’s funny — it looks like a toy, but it’s got 50,000 volts of electricity shooting through it, and if you touch it while pushing the two trigger buttons at once (you know, for safety reasons), it shocks you way the hell across the room — and one of my housmates, who may or may not keep a gun in his room, ran out and bought one of his own. He couldn’t share. We have two of these things in our house.

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