Private: Crystal pens latest kid-lit atrocity

Billy Crystal's bookBilly Crystal joins the host of Hollywood celebrities writing children’s books. Crystal wrote the book, I Already Know I Love You, for his granddaughter before she was born. Listen to Crystal discussing the book here and have a barf bag handy.

No doubt it will be remembered through the ages, rivaling classics like Millions of Cats, Mike Mulligan and His Steam Shovel (where did that guy pee, anyway?), The Story About Ping and Green Eggs and Ham. (Via The Fix.)