Private: Cher: the intimate details

My Life With Cher, an absurd short play by Donnie Boman, has stayed with me since it first appeared on Haypenny last August. From the start of Act 1, Scene 1:

Cher: Eat this Bible.

Me: Eat the Bible?

Cher: Yeah this one.

Me: I can’t eat the Bible.

Cher: Just this one?

Me: Well, this one or any one- it’s the Bible.

Cher: So, eat this Newsweek.

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