Be entertained

Stephany Aulenback’s weblog, Helpful Advice for Pregnant Ladies, debuts:

On Telling

Do not tell anyone you are pregnant. Ever. If you get dizzy or throw up and some well-meaning person inquires about your health, tell them you have a tumor. It will be a nice surprise, even a relief, when you finally do give birth to a small human being. Newborns are generally quite hideous to look at, often resembling small rodents or fat elder statesmen or both, but even they are more attractive than tumors. Usually.

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