Writers in the sack by Maud | November 29th, 2005 The Bad Sex in Fiction longlist is out, and the Guardian posts the contenders. This year we have auto-flowering nipples, glazed genitals, a demon eel orgasm, and heartwarming coitus(?) involving a lobster. No wonder they say the novel is dead. Share this:TwitterFacebookTumblrMoreRedditPinterestEmailLinkedIn Comments are closed.