Andy Borowitz reports:
In a press conference held immediately following breakfast, Mrs. Fleischer told reporters gathered on the Fleischers’ lawn that the trouble started when she asked her husband if he had taken the garbage out as she had asked him to do.
“That’s something I’m not going to address at this time,” Mr. Fleischer reportedly replied. “Let me just say that we’re very happy with where the garbage is right now, and we’re making excellent progress on that.”
(Link via The Morning News.)