Oh, George Saunders, you smart, funny man: won’t you be my President? Look, Gore Vidal ran for office. I’ll bet he’s never told a joke in his life. Okay, maybe he told one or two, and I guess they weren’t so bad, but still! Think about it.
Anyway, looks like that’s it from me for the week. The universe-loving (and universally loved) Stephany Aulenback takes over tomorrow and every Friday. Have a great weekend.