3rd Bed Needs Money

From an email I just received from 3rd bed:

To help facilitate donations we have created the following designations:

3rd bed as a homeless panhandler or a lemonade stand: $1-$10
3rd bed as a gram of pot or some cheese at Whole Foods: $10-$50
3rd bed as a scalped ticket to see Madonna or The Darkness: $50-$500
3rd bed as a billboard advertising Seinfeld reruns on UPN: $500-$10,000
3rd bed as a beachfront property in Massachusetts: $10,000-$99,000,000
3rd bed as Poetry Magazine: $100,000,000 and up

I think they should make up t-shirts. Go here to donate.


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